.:.Kkotboda Namja Ep 25 Finale.:.
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Quote from Flower_pots : she's like a mind reader!
Seriously guys... i'm on an overnight trip for work today and i have not been able to tune in live but i'm keeping tabs via Livejournal and soompi and i don't know what i would feel reading all of your reactions here...
I still had very high hopes till yesterday knowing the press releases that came out and all about the satisfactory ending but like Jandi, i never learn my lesson... SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYY
I am putting everything i want to see in this series and then some more in my fan fic and carry with me the hard work and brilliant performances of Minho, Kim Bum, Joon, Hyun Joong and Hyesun as well as the supporting cast... (except perhaps Umi...)
THE PD CAN GO DIRECT THE ANIMAL CHANNEL NOW FOR ALL I CAREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Anyone here knows what time Hyun Joong's fan meet would be finished?
I'd like to ask if we can have the use of the venue, (the olympic stadium) after and tie the PD and scriptwriter to a post while BOF FANS pelt them with tomatoes... HARD, FROZEN ONES... THOUSANDS OF EM
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Sorry for the delay guys... i've been on an out of town trip and i just celebrated my anniversary today so recaps kinda late... Hope you'd still enjoy it as much though im seriously PO'd...
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Ok guys… Since I’d only be watching the final episode today and it’s the last… I would be liveblogging my recap for Episode 25 and give my opinions simultaneously while I’m watching the ending with much anticipation…
And since that is the case, let me just get one important thing out of the way before I even begin…
UMI should die… DIE A PAINFUL, SLOW TORTOROUS DEATH… the kind that you get to see in movies like Saw 1, 2, 3 up to 24…
Now that that’s done… on with the liveblog … (pushes play and BOF starts playing)
Ohhh… Jandi is in Junpyo’s room, bringing him a doshirak and looking at him peacefully sleeping while she voodoos her way back into his memory… WHAT A LOVELY SCENE… Until Effin’ Dumb Bish Umi got on my screen with her friggin’ crutches and her dreams of becoming Junpyo’s dermatologist…
GET AWAY FROM THE HOTTIE UMI… like now! Before I take that toner stick that you’re carrying, shove it in your mouth and give you even more reasons to stay in that hospital like, for good!
As Junpyo wakes up, shocked, to find Umi probably writing stalkerish notes in facial gel like “RAPE ME Junpyo” on his face… he notices the lunchbox that is by his bedside and takes a bite out of it…(YESSSSS… YESSS Junpyo eat your own head and get to remember Jandi!)
And as if there was not enough reason to make me hate Umi’s guts… she goes and takes credit for Jandi’s handiwork when Junpyo asked if she was the one who made the Junpyo rice… (SCREW YOU SLUB! I swear I just woke up from a nap and you already got me started on the hatin’…)
”The person that I’m supposed to remember it’s you, right?” and psycho liar nods her head…
WHAT THE? like a fool Junpyo falls for it! (I wanna kill someone now preferably UMI!… and Junpyo… while we’re at it, have you noticed that your beanie has the word DESTROY printed on it? That should have been enough clue for you that you should DESTROY the BISH! I never thought I’d say this but ohhhhhhhh… LAWDY! How I miss Jaekyung!)
WHOOO!!! Woobin and Yijung… time for some bromance… and it seems like Yijung has really gotten an acquired taste for cheap fastfood coz here he is again, ordering porridge from Jandi and GaEul and I bet having Woobin pay for it once they’re done… (What did I say? Yijung=CHEAPSKATE… I’m starting to think Yijung is the K-version of Uncle Scrooge… albeit, a HOT uncle scrooge…)
As the girls looked on curiously and the boys eat like they’re not rich heirs but starving beggars, Woobin announces that Junpyo was finally released from the hospital… Jandi was of course, excited, and just like common practice in any other REGULAR job, Jandi just takes off her apron and scampers off to visit her boyfriend with nary a word to anyone… (At least it’s common if you want to be jobless the next day…)
While Jandi and Woobin haul their butts out of the porridge shop… Yijung and Gaeul finally have their moment… and once again, they talk about fires and clay… (You know the normal stuff that you talk about when you’re in love?
Me: You know what? I’m like a clay that gets stronger as I get burned in the fire…
flower pot’s boyfriend: Are you doing drugs? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*thinks about it*
Ummm… ok… maybe not…)
So Yijung tells Gaeul that he’s moving to Sweden for four years (probably because he’s all emo’d out in Korea and would like to take his drama queen act there…) but the good news is, he promises he’d come looking for GaEul once he gets back if he still has not found her soulmate yet… (Judging from GaEul’s taste for resident jerks like Soon Pyo… I bet my grandmother that Yijung and her would end up together… Well, even if Yijung is a miser and a JERK, at least he still is a HOT, RICH miser jerk…)
You wanna know what the bad news is? NOBODY IS LEFT TO TEND TO THE PORRIDGE HOUSE BECAUSE Jandi and Gaeul are out gallivanting with their boytoys… Master must change his recruitment policy like ASAP…tsk, tsk, tsk…
OH HELL NO… now we’re back to irritating Umi… with her star gazing and acting like a hostess and making Jandi feel like an outsider… Why the hell did Junpyo bring her home when she’s not even a pet? (although I have a feeling she’d totally act like a dog if only he’d ask her to…) … WHERE IS EVIL MAMA WHEN YOU NEED HER?
AND Junpyo why do you keep on asking Jandi to go back to Jihoo? (Darn it Jandi… Now is the time for the Sex tape… I’ve been telling you since episode 16 to make a sex tape with Jihoo and send it to Junpyo…Let’s see if he won’t regain his memory faster than a flash of lightning if he sees you getting hot and heavy with the person he absolutely goes ballistic with jealousy for…you just never listen girl!)
Well, well, well… speak of the devil… I guess the Jihoo alarm still works even if he’s been rejected coz look who just arrived at Junpyo’s home when Jandi was just leaving… (all together now) … JIHOO… Ahhh… the scriptwriter has taught us well…
(DARN… that alarm was a pretty good investment… I guess it comes with a warranty…)
Go Jihoo… go drag Jandi to where Junpyo is and french right in front of him just to spite him! And Junpyo has the nerve to sleep??? WITH THAT BISH ON HIS SHOULDERS???
)*I_)*_)&)(^*^*&%^&$^&$*&… PLEASEEEEEEEEEE… SOMEBODY…. I NEED MIGRAINE MEDICATION AND A GRENADE LAUNCHER RIGHT AT THIS VERY MINUTE…
After that hypertension inducing scene, Jandi walks around the streets of Seoul lost and dejected and who else should follow her but… (all together now, once again)… JIHOO! (Great… just what I need, with only 45 minutes left before this show ends… MORE JIHOO-JANDI MOMENTS! Move it along Ms.Scriptwriter, move it along… we’ve had HOURS AND HOURS OF THAT FOR THIS WHOLE SERIES ALREADY… Other than grow wings and fly Jandi up to the heavens, we already get how much of a SAINT towards Jandi, Jihoo is…)
Ok… can you just forget I said that? I’d rather have HooDi than dumb bimbo Umi…and HAHAHAHAHA! What’s up with her Junpyo rice? Is it Junpyo that she had as inspiration while making it or the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
As Junpyo takes a bite of Umi’s rice of deceit… Junpyo suddenly notices that something is amiss and confronts Umi about it… (Right Junpyo, what she’s feeding you is POISON… POISON… You know why it does not taste the same? It does not have the essence of JANDI…) and as if the word ANNOYING was really made specifically for her, Umi starts crying… (SERIOUSLY, where did this Psycho come from? Why is she crying that Junpyo thinks about Jandi and that Jihoo hates her? Get this dumbface… Jihoo hates you because I bet even your own mother finds you irritating and Junpyo thinks about Jandi coz they’ve been getting down and dirty even before the writers invented your reign of evil… INTIENDES?)
OMG! YOU WIN BISH! YOU WIN… Yes, I’d just kill myself rather than kill you if only you’d stop with your pathetic whining…
It’s about darned time…*breathes a sigh of relief when there was no Umi on screen*
So the F4 goes to visit Jandi in school and gives her an invitation from Junpyo and Umi… (FETCH! Like they are freakin’ Mr. And Mrs. Obama) and just because we know very well how much a sucker for parties and a free makeover Jandi is … she goes… And Umi plays the harp and once again, continues with her reign of annoyance…
“BUT YUMI LIKES JUNPYO OPPA…so much that I can’t break up with him…”
WHEN IN HELL DID YOU EVEN GET TOGETHER?
“Oppa LIKES Yumi too…”
In your dreams you twit! IN YOUR DREAMS!
(gets a chainsaw and starts hacking Umi with it…)
After Umi announces about Junpyo’s and her plan of leaving and studying in the US (I thought Junpyo was just amnesiac? When did he suffer from becoming an idiot and what is he just standing around there for while Umi makes that announcement?) Jandi can’t take anymore and decides to gather her thoughts by the pool…
Just as Jihoo leaves…(but not before putting his jacket on her to further elevate him to GODLY status…) Junpyo arrives… and JANDI kicks @ss trying to make Junpyo remember her by throwing the necklace Junpyo gave her, describing himself to him the way she knows him, and finally throwing herself into the pool, forcing Junpyo to trigger his memories so that he can save her…
FINALLY MS SCRIPTWRITER, A scene worthy of a farewell episode… DARN IT… I’m crying like a baby… Where are those tissues? Even if it’s Lovers in Paris much the lines are still Brilliant and we get EVEN MORE BRILLIANT ACTING FROM MINHO and HYESUN… JUNDI FOR THE WIN!
(However, for a minute there, I was seriously worried over the amount of time that Jandi spent underwater… I thought that it would be another twist and now she’d be braindead instead of Junpyo’s dad…. Wehehehe!)
In your face idiotic Bish…WHAT THE? Umi leaves just like that? Feed her to the lions I say! Darn it… this girl should meet Hannibal Lecter on the way home and get her comeuppance that way…
But the OTP is together and THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS… Wars would stop, crime rates would go down, Chris Brown would stop bashing Rihanna… It’s LOVE, LOVE, LOVE all around…
So Jandi’s graduation is coming round and she talks with her mom about how she’s not going when she suddenly gets a text message… from JUNPYO who else… (now I can finally say that with confidence)… the next scene had me grinning like a loony as Junpyo meets Jandi for a late night tryst… as they go about flirting… Ms. Scriptwriter recycles the date invitation scene, but instead of an airplane, a motorcycle drowns out Junpyo’s words this time around … (I would have gladly sat through recycled scenes from Episodes 1-12 in a heartbeat, instead of the crap that was the second season)
Anyways, F4 arrives at Shinhwa’s graduation party amidst screaming and Jandi was shown in uniform at Grandpa’s clinic throwing garbage… (what a way to end your high school… Others are all dressed up in a hotel ballroom having a party… Jandi is in uniform, throwing toxic waste…) But alas, the Jihoo stalker antenna is unparalleled so right at the minute that Jandi stepped out of the clinic, a white limo pulls up and Jandi gets in unquestioningly… (now we wonder why she gets kidnapped by Haje, almost held up and sold to white slavery in Macau and had her boyfriend almost snatched by Umi and Jaekyung … She’s just too darned trusting! Watch the news Jandi… Watch the news…)
Good thing the limo only came from the F3 who wanted the chance to grope ummm… I mean dance with Jandi before she gets hitched to Junpyo for good…
(Sheesh… As the F3 dances with Jandi and she had those voiceovers, my acerbic comments are slowly running out… I am truly getting melancholic at the thought of this show ending…and this scene reeks too much of goodbye… Darn it… where’s that tissue box again… Goodbye Jihoo and Jandi… Goodbye… there were times that you made me want to jump ships too many times… But my JunDi spirit was too strong to be totally swayed… Thank you Jihoo for being there for Jandi at times when Junpyo can’t…)
Finally, Jandi realizes that Mr. Pama was missing and she runs off to Namsan towers as she realizes that what he wanted to ask for last night was presumably a date among many others… (it’s prom night Jandi! What do you give up during prom night? Mr. Pama would want that… wahahaha!)
It seems like Jandi was right on since Junpyo was waiting and what happens next is the stuff that my BOF dreams are made of… the same kind of scenes and feelings that made me crazy over this show… (the same stuff that would make me look over the fact that Junpyo is wearing a huge ribbon on his neck…)
Junpyo prepared a lights show for Jandi and rented out the whole Namsan tower to reminisce over their first date together… (SEE THAT YIJUNG? That’s how you date and impress girls… not a dollar and 50 fries)
AND SINCE IT IS THE LAST EPISODE, JUNPYO AND JANDI MAKES OUT TORRIDLY AND DOES THE JIGGY…
NOTTTTTTTT!!!
As if the PD would allow that? Remember People, he thrives on disappointing us, viewers… so instead… we get Junpyo proposing and telling Jandi that he’s leaving for the US to be a better man, how he’d want her to go with him and all that stuff so why don’t she marry him… but Jandi tells him she has her own dreams too and that she’d much rather stay in Korea and she’d think back on the proposal when he comes back… So they agreed to go long distance and then they kissed… (now show us some tongue… OKAYYYYYYY… *rolls eyeballs* SERIOUSLY PD? That’s your goodbye kiss? They would not be seeing each other for four years and they kiss like THAT? Crap… I pity your wife whoever she might be…)
After four years which is just like equivalent to 1 minute, Junpyo comes back successful as evidenced by a tv interview and with a haircut that made him look like an ahjussi… A HOT Ajusshi but still an ajusshi…
As he speaks about how he has carried the thought of only one person in his heart all throughout the four years… (I would seriously go on a rampage if at this point, camera pans and either Jaekyung or Umi was standing in the sidelines… I would not doubt that the PD can do that…) we see that Darth Mama has been abducted by aliens for a bodysnatchers experiment as she feeds Junpyo’s now magically well Father whose presence we could have altogether done without… (WTH… why is Kang Mama all domesticated all of a sudden?)…Junhee is now presiding over the Shinhwa empire (I have no doubt that Junhee would also turn into a BISH just like Goo Mama a few years down the road… good thing Jandi already has her okay…), GaEul is now a kindergarten teacher who lies about her relationship status and Yijung has turned metrosexual who immediately went to GaEul’s workplace from the airport to get some… So who’s missing? ISN’T WOOBIN DESERVING OF AN ENDING… CAN’T THEY HAVE AT LEAST SHOWN HIM IN THAT BRIDGE THAT HE ATTEMPTED TO JUMP OFF SMILING?
As for Jihoo, well… he has honed his stalking tendencies and turned it up a notch higher by adopting Jandi’s dream too… YESSIREE… Jihoo is now a doctor and from the looks of it… still making the moves on Jandi… (whats up with that “It’s not the only reason?” seriously, Junpyo is the one who’s a saint for putting up with a friend who is only waiting for him to make a mistake to pounce on his girl at any given minute… wehehe!)
And Jandi? Well, she’s still a bumbling, clumsy tough weed trying to be a doctor, but with the worst extensions ever….
So we get Junpyo coming back and making an entrance via helicopter… He summons Jandi in front of a beach and they HUG each other…(HUGGING? WAHAHAHA!AFTER FOUR YEARS OF NOT SEEING EACH OTHER? If this were real life… they would be rolling around in the sand, kissing like there is no tomorrow amidst heavy breathing… ala Deborah Kerr and Cary Grant in AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER…HELL… That is a 1959 film and there was more making out than in this series)…
So Junpyo kneels down, proposes to Jandi and before she can even answer, the F3 comes objecting… They look out to sea, smile and….the next scene… shows… THE END…
(flower pot stops typing… rewinds the video and THE END…)
WHAT KOREA? WHYYYYYYYYYY??? What the hell did we do to you to make you think that we deserve this? We’ve taken the bad with the good even if lately it was more bad than good so whyyyyyyyyyyyy???
We’ve put up with fainting spells, fake Fiancee’s, Evil Bish Demon Mothers, Fathers who come back from the dead, Second leads turned best friends turned soulmates with more screentime than the lead and all that bull… so why can’t you be good to us this one last time and give us our well deserved JunDi ending? You gave it to us all right but not before you put our hopes up high and crushed it completely…
I am soooooooo disappointed over this ending that I swear I’m going to cut someone after I finish writing this, pretty badly… (the PD and scriptwriter most probably)
I don’t even think I’d have the power to write another recap and be funny because I’m just so doggone pi$$ed over how you treated our most awaited JUNDI ending… And you call yourselves filmmakers? WE WANT A WEDDING, EVEN JUST PICTURES OF A WEDDING AND NOT AN EFFIN’ SANDSTORM…
Darn it PD and Miss scriptwriter… I’d sue you for zapping out the funny in me… I swear I will…
But what can I do? I can rant, rave and turn violent all I want but it would still not change the fact that you’d be rolling in dough for producing a moneymaker and a ratings chart topper… Thanks to the well casted actors on your sucky second season rather than your talents… and I’m still here typing at my computer, taking in the crap that you decide to offer to me…
FETCH THAT! BOF ENDS FOR ME AT EPISODE 12…
Now excuse me while I drown my sorrows in vodka and write all of my fantasies into my fanfiction and be happy and loony in my imagination… just like CRAZY UMI…
DANG IT!
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Ok guys… Since I’d only be watching the final episode today and it’s the last… I would be liveblogging my recap for Episode 25 and give my opinions simultaneously while I’m watching the ending with much anticipation…
And since that is the case, let me just get one important thing out of the way before I even begin…
UMI should die… DIE A PAINFUL, SLOW TORTOROUS DEATH… the kind that you get to see in movies like Saw 1, 2, 3 up to 24…
Now that that’s done… on with the liveblog … (pushes play and BOF starts playing)
Ohhh… Jandi is in Junpyo’s room, bringing him a doshirak and looking at him peacefully sleeping while she voodoos her way back into his memory… WHAT A LOVELY SCENE… Until Effin’ Dumb Bish Umi got on my screen with her friggin’ crutches and her dreams of becoming Junpyo’s dermatologist…
GET AWAY FROM THE HOTTIE UMI… like now! Before I take that toner stick that you’re carrying, shove it in your mouth and give you even more reasons to stay in that hospital like, for good!
As Junpyo wakes up, shocked, to find Umi probably writing stalkerish notes in facial gel like “RAPE ME Junpyo” on his face… he notices the lunchbox that is by his bedside and takes a bite out of it…(YESSSSS… YESSS Junpyo eat your own head and get to remember Jandi!)
And as if there was not enough reason to make me hate Umi’s guts… she goes and takes credit for Jandi’s handiwork when Junpyo asked if she was the one who made the Junpyo rice… (SCREW YOU SLUB! I swear I just woke up from a nap and you already got me started on the hatin’…)
”The person that I’m supposed to remember it’s you, right?” and psycho liar nods her head…
WHAT THE? like a fool Junpyo falls for it! (I wanna kill someone now preferably UMI!… and Junpyo… while we’re at it, have you noticed that your beanie has the word DESTROY printed on it? That should have been enough clue for you that you should DESTROY the BISH! I never thought I’d say this but ohhhhhhhh… LAWDY! How I miss Jaekyung!)
WHOOO!!! Woobin and Yijung… time for some bromance… and it seems like Yijung has really gotten an acquired taste for cheap fastfood coz here he is again, ordering porridge from Jandi and GaEul and I bet having Woobin pay for it once they’re done… (What did I say? Yijung=CHEAPSKATE… I’m starting to think Yijung is the K-version of Uncle Scrooge… albeit, a HOT uncle scrooge…)
As the girls looked on curiously and the boys eat like they’re not rich heirs but starving beggars, Woobin announces that Junpyo was finally released from the hospital… Jandi was of course, excited, and just like common practice in any other REGULAR job, Jandi just takes off her apron and scampers off to visit her boyfriend with nary a word to anyone… (At least it’s common if you want to be jobless the next day…)
While Jandi and Woobin haul their butts out of the porridge shop… Yijung and Gaeul finally have their moment… and once again, they talk about fires and clay… (You know the normal stuff that you talk about when you’re in love?
Me: You know what? I’m like a clay that gets stronger as I get burned in the fire…
flower pot’s boyfriend: Are you doing drugs? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*thinks about it*
Ummm… ok… maybe not…)
So Yijung tells Gaeul that he’s moving to Sweden for four years (probably because he’s all emo’d out in Korea and would like to take his drama queen act there…) but the good news is, he promises he’d come looking for GaEul once he gets back if he still has not found her soulmate yet… (Judging from GaEul’s taste for resident jerks like Soon Pyo… I bet my grandmother that Yijung and her would end up together… Well, even if Yijung is a miser and a JERK, at least he still is a HOT, RICH miser jerk…)
You wanna know what the bad news is? NOBODY IS LEFT TO TEND TO THE PORRIDGE HOUSE BECAUSE Jandi and Gaeul are out gallivanting with their boytoys… Master must change his recruitment policy like ASAP…tsk, tsk, tsk…
OH HELL NO… now we’re back to irritating Umi… with her star gazing and acting like a hostess and making Jandi feel like an outsider… Why the hell did Junpyo bring her home when she’s not even a pet? (although I have a feeling she’d totally act like a dog if only he’d ask her to…) … WHERE IS EVIL MAMA WHEN YOU NEED HER?
AND Junpyo why do you keep on asking Jandi to go back to Jihoo? (Darn it Jandi… Now is the time for the Sex tape… I’ve been telling you since episode 16 to make a sex tape with Jihoo and send it to Junpyo…Let’s see if he won’t regain his memory faster than a flash of lightning if he sees you getting hot and heavy with the person he absolutely goes ballistic with jealousy for…you just never listen girl!)
Well, well, well… speak of the devil… I guess the Jihoo alarm still works even if he’s been rejected coz look who just arrived at Junpyo’s home when Jandi was just leaving… (all together now) … JIHOO… Ahhh… the scriptwriter has taught us well…
(DARN… that alarm was a pretty good investment… I guess it comes with a warranty…)
Go Jihoo… go drag Jandi to where Junpyo is and french right in front of him just to spite him! And Junpyo has the nerve to sleep??? WITH THAT BISH ON HIS SHOULDERS???
)*I_)*_)&)(^*^*&%^&$^&$*&… PLEASEEEEEEEEEE… SOMEBODY…. I NEED MIGRAINE MEDICATION AND A GRENADE LAUNCHER RIGHT AT THIS VERY MINUTE…
After that hypertension inducing scene, Jandi walks around the streets of Seoul lost and dejected and who else should follow her but… (all together now, once again)… JIHOO! (Great… just what I need, with only 45 minutes left before this show ends… MORE JIHOO-JANDI MOMENTS! Move it along Ms.Scriptwriter, move it along… we’ve had HOURS AND HOURS OF THAT FOR THIS WHOLE SERIES ALREADY… Other than grow wings and fly Jandi up to the heavens, we already get how much of a SAINT towards Jandi, Jihoo is…)
Ok… can you just forget I said that? I’d rather have HooDi than dumb bimbo Umi…and HAHAHAHAHA! What’s up with her Junpyo rice? Is it Junpyo that she had as inspiration while making it or the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
As Junpyo takes a bite of Umi’s rice of deceit… Junpyo suddenly notices that something is amiss and confronts Umi about it… (Right Junpyo, what she’s feeding you is POISON… POISON… You know why it does not taste the same? It does not have the essence of JANDI…) and as if the word ANNOYING was really made specifically for her, Umi starts crying… (SERIOUSLY, where did this Psycho come from? Why is she crying that Junpyo thinks about Jandi and that Jihoo hates her? Get this dumbface… Jihoo hates you because I bet even your own mother finds you irritating and Junpyo thinks about Jandi coz they’ve been getting down and dirty even before the writers invented your reign of evil… INTIENDES?)
OMG! YOU WIN BISH! YOU WIN… Yes, I’d just kill myself rather than kill you if only you’d stop with your pathetic whining…
It’s about darned time…*breathes a sigh of relief when there was no Umi on screen*
So the F4 goes to visit Jandi in school and gives her an invitation from Junpyo and Umi… (FETCH! Like they are freakin’ Mr. And Mrs. Obama) and just because we know very well how much a sucker for parties and a free makeover Jandi is … she goes… And Umi plays the harp and once again, continues with her reign of annoyance…
“BUT YUMI LIKES JUNPYO OPPA…so much that I can’t break up with him…”
WHEN IN HELL DID YOU EVEN GET TOGETHER?
“Oppa LIKES Yumi too…”
In your dreams you twit! IN YOUR DREAMS!
(gets a chainsaw and starts hacking Umi with it…)
After Umi announces about Junpyo’s and her plan of leaving and studying in the US (I thought Junpyo was just amnesiac? When did he suffer from becoming an idiot and what is he just standing around there for while Umi makes that announcement?) Jandi can’t take anymore and decides to gather her thoughts by the pool…
Just as Jihoo leaves…(but not before putting his jacket on her to further elevate him to GODLY status…) Junpyo arrives… and JANDI kicks @ss trying to make Junpyo remember her by throwing the necklace Junpyo gave her, describing himself to him the way she knows him, and finally throwing herself into the pool, forcing Junpyo to trigger his memories so that he can save her…
FINALLY MS SCRIPTWRITER, A scene worthy of a farewell episode… DARN IT… I’m crying like a baby… Where are those tissues? Even if it’s Lovers in Paris much the lines are still Brilliant and we get EVEN MORE BRILLIANT ACTING FROM MINHO and HYESUN… JUNDI FOR THE WIN!
(However, for a minute there, I was seriously worried over the amount of time that Jandi spent underwater… I thought that it would be another twist and now she’d be braindead instead of Junpyo’s dad…. Wehehehe!)
In your face idiotic Bish…WHAT THE? Umi leaves just like that? Feed her to the lions I say! Darn it… this girl should meet Hannibal Lecter on the way home and get her comeuppance that way…
But the OTP is together and THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS… Wars would stop, crime rates would go down, Chris Brown would stop bashing Rihanna… It’s LOVE, LOVE, LOVE all around…
So Jandi’s graduation is coming round and she talks with her mom about how she’s not going when she suddenly gets a text message… from JUNPYO who else… (now I can finally say that with confidence)… the next scene had me grinning like a loony as Junpyo meets Jandi for a late night tryst… as they go about flirting… Ms. Scriptwriter recycles the date invitation scene, but instead of an airplane, a motorcycle drowns out Junpyo’s words this time around … (I would have gladly sat through recycled scenes from Episodes 1-12 in a heartbeat, instead of the crap that was the second season)
Anyways, F4 arrives at Shinhwa’s graduation party amidst screaming and Jandi was shown in uniform at Grandpa’s clinic throwing garbage… (what a way to end your high school… Others are all dressed up in a hotel ballroom having a party… Jandi is in uniform, throwing toxic waste…) But alas, the Jihoo stalker antenna is unparalleled so right at the minute that Jandi stepped out of the clinic, a white limo pulls up and Jandi gets in unquestioningly… (now we wonder why she gets kidnapped by Haje, almost held up and sold to white slavery in Macau and had her boyfriend almost snatched by Umi and Jaekyung … She’s just too darned trusting! Watch the news Jandi… Watch the news…)
Good thing the limo only came from the F3 who wanted the chance to grope ummm… I mean dance with Jandi before she gets hitched to Junpyo for good…
(Sheesh… As the F3 dances with Jandi and she had those voiceovers, my acerbic comments are slowly running out… I am truly getting melancholic at the thought of this show ending…and this scene reeks too much of goodbye… Darn it… where’s that tissue box again… Goodbye Jihoo and Jandi… Goodbye… there were times that you made me want to jump ships too many times… But my JunDi spirit was too strong to be totally swayed… Thank you Jihoo for being there for Jandi at times when Junpyo can’t…)
Finally, Jandi realizes that Mr. Pama was missing and she runs off to Namsan towers as she realizes that what he wanted to ask for last night was presumably a date among many others… (it’s prom night Jandi! What do you give up during prom night? Mr. Pama would want that… wahahaha!)
It seems like Jandi was right on since Junpyo was waiting and what happens next is the stuff that my BOF dreams are made of… the same kind of scenes and feelings that made me crazy over this show… (the same stuff that would make me look over the fact that Junpyo is wearing a huge ribbon on his neck…)
Junpyo prepared a lights show for Jandi and rented out the whole Namsan tower to reminisce over their first date together… (SEE THAT YIJUNG? That’s how you date and impress girls… not a dollar and 50 fries)
AND SINCE IT IS THE LAST EPISODE, JUNPYO AND JANDI MAKES OUT TORRIDLY AND DOES THE JIGGY…
NOTTTTTTTT!!!
As if the PD would allow that? Remember People, he thrives on disappointing us, viewers… so instead… we get Junpyo proposing and telling Jandi that he’s leaving for the US to be a better man, how he’d want her to go with him and all that stuff so why don’t she marry him… but Jandi tells him she has her own dreams too and that she’d much rather stay in Korea and she’d think back on the proposal when he comes back… So they agreed to go long distance and then they kissed… (now show us some tongue… OKAYYYYYYY… *rolls eyeballs* SERIOUSLY PD? That’s your goodbye kiss? They would not be seeing each other for four years and they kiss like THAT? Crap… I pity your wife whoever she might be…)
After four years which is just like equivalent to 1 minute, Junpyo comes back successful as evidenced by a tv interview and with a haircut that made him look like an ahjussi… A HOT Ajusshi but still an ajusshi…
As he speaks about how he has carried the thought of only one person in his heart all throughout the four years… (I would seriously go on a rampage if at this point, camera pans and either Jaekyung or Umi was standing in the sidelines… I would not doubt that the PD can do that…) we see that Darth Mama has been abducted by aliens for a bodysnatchers experiment as she feeds Junpyo’s now magically well Father whose presence we could have altogether done without… (WTH… why is Kang Mama all domesticated all of a sudden?)…Junhee is now presiding over the Shinhwa empire (I have no doubt that Junhee would also turn into a BISH just like Goo Mama a few years down the road… good thing Jandi already has her okay…), GaEul is now a kindergarten teacher who lies about her relationship status and Yijung has turned metrosexual who immediately went to GaEul’s workplace from the airport to get some… So who’s missing? ISN’T WOOBIN DESERVING OF AN ENDING… CAN’T THEY HAVE AT LEAST SHOWN HIM IN THAT BRIDGE THAT HE ATTEMPTED TO JUMP OFF SMILING?
As for Jihoo, well… he has honed his stalking tendencies and turned it up a notch higher by adopting Jandi’s dream too… YESSIREE… Jihoo is now a doctor and from the looks of it… still making the moves on Jandi… (whats up with that “It’s not the only reason?” seriously, Junpyo is the one who’s a saint for putting up with a friend who is only waiting for him to make a mistake to pounce on his girl at any given minute… wehehe!)
And Jandi? Well, she’s still a bumbling, clumsy tough weed trying to be a doctor, but with the worst extensions ever….
So we get Junpyo coming back and making an entrance via helicopter… He summons Jandi in front of a beach and they HUG each other…(HUGGING? WAHAHAHA!AFTER FOUR YEARS OF NOT SEEING EACH OTHER? If this were real life… they would be rolling around in the sand, kissing like there is no tomorrow amidst heavy breathing… ala Deborah Kerr and Cary Grant in AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER…HELL… That is a 1959 film and there was more making out than in this series)…
So Junpyo kneels down, proposes to Jandi and before she can even answer, the F3 comes objecting… They look out to sea, smile and….the next scene… shows… THE END…
(flower pot stops typing… rewinds the video and THE END…)
WHAT KOREA? WHYYYYYYYYYY??? What the hell did we do to you to make you think that we deserve this? We’ve taken the bad with the good even if lately it was more bad than good so whyyyyyyyyyyyy???
We’ve put up with fainting spells, fake Fiancee’s, Evil Bish Demon Mothers, Fathers who come back from the dead, Second leads turned best friends turned soulmates with more screentime than the lead and all that bull… so why can’t you be good to us this one last time and give us our well deserved JunDi ending? You gave it to us all right but not before you put our hopes up high and crushed it completely…
I am soooooooo disappointed over this ending that I swear I’m going to cut someone after I finish writing this, pretty badly… (the PD and scriptwriter most probably)
I don’t even think I’d have the power to write another recap and be funny because I’m just so doggone pi$$ed over how you treated our most awaited JUNDI ending… And you call yourselves filmmakers? WE WANT A WEDDING, EVEN JUST PICTURES OF A WEDDING AND NOT AN EFFIN’ SANDSTORM…
Darn it PD and Miss scriptwriter… I’d sue you for zapping out the funny in me… I swear I will…
But what can I do? I can rant, rave and turn violent all I want but it would still not change the fact that you’d be rolling in dough for producing a moneymaker and a ratings chart topper… Thanks to the well casted actors on your sucky second season rather than your talents… and I’m still here typing at my computer, taking in the crap that you decide to offer to me…
FETCH THAT! BOF ENDS FOR ME AT EPISODE 12…
Now excuse me while I drown my sorrows in vodka and write all of my fantasies into my fanfiction and be happy and loony in my imagination… just like CRAZY UMI…
DANG IT!
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Hello Fellow BOF LOVERS!
Guess what? Today, I will be vying for a place in the Guinness Book of World Records as the person who was able to summarize a one hour episode drama in 40 seconds…
I’m glad I’m able to share this glorious moment with you and just to prove to you that I can do it… I say hold your breath, start counting and HERE WE GOOOOOOO….
ANGST, ANGST, ANGST… OH LOOK! EVEN MORE ANGST… BEEYATCH ON THE LOOSE… KILL HER… ANGST…. ANGST… FINALLY A HAPPY MO… and even before I finish typing that let’s have what we’ve been missing this entire episode which is… You guess it! EVEN MORE ANGST and THE END!
So how’d I do? *smiles expectantly*
What? I’m a second off the mark? DAMMIT… WHAT THE HECK! Then let’s go to town on this recap…
Episode 24 kicks off with Jandi having a heart to heart talk with her Omma… As you very well know, I can’t understand a word of Korean, but I have a feeling Mama Geum is once again pimpin’ Jandi to Junpyo in exchange for meat and the chance to grocery shop without coupons…
So Yijung looks for Gaeul in the porridge shop and treats her to FAST FOOD thereafter.… (Yijung! Shame on you for being such a cheapskate … You call yourself a player and you treat your girl to over the counter fare? With that money? Or is it because *gasp* Gaeul is poor that you feel she’s not deserving of fine dining?)
The SoEul couple then talk about Jandi and her possible whereabouts as they feast on value meals (which I think Yijung did not even have the decency to upsize)… and they then proceeded to transfer to the Namsan steps to continue their date on a budget…
Finally, the couple talks about their relationship and it seems like Gaeul had a change of heart and the date ended with GaEul REJECTING Yijung! (Take that Casanova! That’s what you get for not spending more than 10 dollars on her… that and the screaming! The screaming with the crying! I hope you learnt your lesson well…)
As Junhee noona worries about a Junpyo who’s on hunger strike, Secretary Jung reveals the twist in this story, (that is not so much of a twist anymore since we ALL KNOW ABOUT IT… HELLO?) That of their dad being hidden in a secret room in their mansion, hooked to a respirator, in a coma… and not dead as we have all been led to believe (Well… the secret room in the same house is an addition on my part, but wouldn’t that kick serious @ss if that were the case? In your face, melodrama…)
So we get Junhee in her Baeksang moment of glory and after wailing at her comatose father, she now turns her vocal cords on Darth Mama in… YOU GUESS IT! Even more screaming and shouting and guilt tripping… And well, well, well… who else should walk in at that exact moment to discover the same thing but Junpyo himself ? So now we get Junpyo in his Baeksang moment of glory as he walks in on his vegetable father… and we get the same thing that we just had a couple of minutes ago, although in the male version…
While Junpyo drives off towards beejus knows where… We get Jihoo acting like an old man who has Alzheimer’s, looking over the fake wedding photographs of him and Jandi then imagining her beside him even if she’s not there! (Easy on the Zoloft Jihoo… Easy! But can I just say that Jihoo with spectacles makes me think of naughty thoughts? very, very naughty!)
So after realizing that sleeping Jandi is but a figment of his imagination, Jihoo tunes in to none other than the JANDI Channel… where you can always find Jandi even if she’s dating at the zoo or escaping to a fishing village… (They should have tuned in earlier to find her! So word to Jihoo: NEXT TIME JANDI GOES MISSING, TURN ON THE TV…)
Anyways, You know the 4th commandment? The one about honoring your mother and your father? Well, Junpyo finally realized that that only applies if your mother is not SATAN herself… and so in a rebellious moment, Junpyo finally stands up to Darth Mama and so now, we all know who’s going to be written off the will come judgment day…
As F4 convinces Junpyo to see Jandi and Junpyo refuses, Jihoo tells Junpyo to do whatever he wants and leaves Jandi’s address (although us JunDi shippers know that even as he does that, he’s already in his cute little white car traveling towards where Jandi is while Junpyo sits there eating his dust…DARN IT JUNPYO! WTH??? This is episode 24! one more episode and you’d have no more time to make it up… GO! DARN IT! GO!)
On second thought… WHY DON’T YOU LEAVE A LITTLE BIT LATER? Like 5 minutes before the show ends… Let me just bask in all of your shirtless glory while you sit there with Woobin in that sauna all bare chested and sweaty… WHAT? LEAVING SO SOON? *sigh* (mumbles) if you hafta…
And what is this? Why is there an ajumma rally right in front of Jandi’s fishing village house? Is the village out of perm lotion or Floral Dusters? Why the commotion? Ahhh… it seems like Mom’s little white lie has finally caught up and the February edition of Rich Kids elite last year with Junpyo and Jaekyung on it has finally reached the boondocks... Naturally, knowing that Jandi is not really the fiancee’ of Shinhwa’s heir sent all hell breaking loose with the Ajumma party… (in another note, anyone else think that Jandi is such a cutie with that sucker in her mouth? I DO!) BUT… BUT… just when we thought all else is FAIL, who else should arrive to save the day? YA GUESS IT! IT’S NOBODY ELSE BUT PRINCE JIHOO! (here he comes to save the day! Man, we’re getting good at this now that we’re at the 24th episode)
As Crazy guy in a suit foretells of ominous things to come, Jihoo and Jandi go out for a stroll and Jandi asks Jihoo how he knew where she was (Jihoo: OF COURSE, I’d know… I’m your stalker… you should know that by now…) In reality what Jihoo tells Jandi was that he heard her because he kept watch every night… (What did I say? STALKERRRRRR… WOOHOO!!!)
And while Jihoo and Jandi are having their moment, the law of Kdrama dictates that Junpyo should be there to witness it in all of it’s painful glory… AND WTH??? I know it’s coming, but seriously PD!!! It’s the 24th hour and you can’t let our OTP just be together? You can’t just leave Jihoo alone and let him be happy? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE JIHOO PROPOSE and HAVE HIM REJECTED? WHYYYYYYY??? We know Jandi loves Junpyo… We know they’re meant to be together… but must we hurt Jihoo again and again and again? PD… you really amaze me!
Ok… now that I’ve all calmed down…Seriously… Crazy car banger guy should have his eyes checked along with his mental state… How could he have mistaken Junpyo for Jihoo? Ummm… lemme think… let’s start with the hair… what part of Brownish blonde is anywhere near Junpyo-ish? HELLOOOOOOO??? Read the papers LOONY!
As Junpyo is rushed to the hospital and Darth Mama (drops my jaw in amazement) SHEDS TEARS… (REPENT ALL YOU SINNERS! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!) Junhee once again goes on her Mama Bashing frenzy… but unfortunately, Darth Mama is late for a meeting and sadly, she did not get to finish Junhee’s prepared speech (now she works while her son is DYING … You should have done that when the merger with JK failed… ever heard of prioritization Darth Mama?)… and ok… props to Jandi for even speaking to that BISH! I would slap her to kingdom come if that were me… But oh well… Jandi’s scoring points with the in laws so what the heck!
After Mama Kang leaves, Jihoo arrives to comfort Jandi in an effort to position himself as next boyfriend candidate should Junpyo fail to make it through operation… Mama Kang is later on shown to be driving around on the streets, watching a father and son bond over those fish thingies which she only knew now was Junpyo’s favorite… (FAVORITE? HOW CAN THAT BE HIS FAVORITE WHEN HE ONLY TASTED IT ON EPISODE 9… HELLO? I don’t know what you call them but seriously, I would have FREAKED OUT if Darth Mama gets out of her car and starts eating those sons of a bishes the way that Junpyo did…) As Mama Kang tears up and gets her moment of redemption, I was thinking that I’d really like her number just to tell her that it would take more than just tears to mend her relationship with her children… like some serious THERAPY… CALL DR. PHIL Darth Mama… or if you don’t have time, watch OPRAH… that will set you straight…
As if we don’t have enough of abandoned Jihoo, rejected Jihoo, desolate Jihoo and depressed Jihoo all throughout the 24 episodes of this show, we now get GUILTY Jihoo to add on to that list and even grandpa is all emo over that thought…the next scene shows Jandi sitting beside an unconscious Junpyo willing him to wake up as she held his hands and shed tears… (Ahhh… I get it… this is the reason why Secretary Jung let Jandi take care of Junpyo’s comatose father… FOR PRACTICE… wehehehe…Seriously, I am going to BAWL at this portion once this is subbed… I just know it!) and after seeing Jandi all depressed and blue, the next scene shows her being absolutely chipper… (Jandi, by any chance are you bipolar?)
So Junpyo finally wakes up and what is supposed to be a happy day was ruined by the fact that Junpyo cannot remember JANDI… AT ALL! (I just knew it! What did I say last episode? THIS IS THE TIME WHEN THAT KAMA SUTRA WOULD HAVE COME IN HANDY!... Tsk… tsk… you should have listened to me Jandi…) and even if the fact that Junpyo has rejected Jandi’s apples and called her Jihoo’s girlfriend countless of times has already gotten me in a serious funk, (enough to kill kitties)… WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WOULD IRRITATE ME SO MUCH… ENOUGH TO GO ON A KILLING SPREE, WORTHY OF ONE SEASON WORTH OF CSI (and I’m talking all versions… Miami, Las Vegas and New york)…
OH LOOK, It’s UMI! HOW TIMELY! Jandi should have kicked her and not the vending machine while she still had the chance…
)@I$)_@I%+)#O%+|#O%+_#O%+#O%+#%O_# Just seeing her on my screen is making my blood pressure shoot up enough for me to pop a vein… I can just imagine the hate mail flying into her inbox… woohoo!
Seriously girl, STOP TOUCHING JANDI’S MAN AND CALLING HIM OPPA before I cut you! You must have called him that 10 times in the span of 20 seconds… (Is this girl competing for my Guinness world record title?) DIE YOU BISH… DIEEEEEEEEEEEE… *stabbity, stab, stab*
And you, Junpyo, you are not any better… Jandi should not have just shoved an ice cream cone in your face but a baseball bat to make you learn your lesson…that roundhouse kick should have at least bashed your face in even just a little… (Word to Jandi: Don’t go around sticking your phone number on Amnesiac boyfriends forehead if you want to cure him in no time… Try a topless picture of you… I’m sure that would make him remember… FAST!)
Just when I am still giggling over the F3’s expression over Jandi’s kicking attempt to make Junpyo remember… Here comes nails grating on a chalkboard voice UMI… But of course ever so dependable Jihoo can’t be fooled unlike BABO Junpyo… OWN HER Jihoo… OWN HER and push her down some steps while you’re at it… I’d highly encourage hitting her with her own crutches too…
Why do you get airtime BISH! Hospital couple my @ss! This girl has seriously been admitted to the wrong hospital… SHE SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL and not a regular one…
And Yes Jihoo, beat some sense into Junpyo… if I am not so invested in my ship right now, I am seriously thinking of jumping over once more… Okayyyyy… forget I said that… What’s with the HooDi moment again PD? Up to the last minute? (SERIOUSLY… Miss scriptwriter has a shrine of Jihoo that she kneels down to every night at her home…)
As we get another HooDi moment and NO JunDi moment for this episode… I am thinking that tomorrow would be better… Call me a gullible sucker but I still believe in happy endings and I just know that my JUNDI ending would OWN the ending of all endings…
PS: Jandi, make Junpyo beg and grovel for some sexy time for a longgggg time when you finally get together… That would teach him to drink memory pills to remember you all the time…
Hello Fellow BOF LOVERS!
Guess what? Today, I will be vying for a place in the Guinness Book of World Records as the person who was able to summarize a one hour episode drama in 40 seconds…
I’m glad I’m able to share this glorious moment with you and just to prove to you that I can do it… I say hold your breath, start counting and HERE WE GOOOOOOO….
ANGST, ANGST, ANGST… OH LOOK! EVEN MORE ANGST… BEEYATCH ON THE LOOSE… KILL HER… ANGST…. ANGST… FINALLY A HAPPY MO… and even before I finish typing that let’s have what we’ve been missing this entire episode which is… You guess it! EVEN MORE ANGST and THE END!
So how’d I do? *smiles expectantly*
What? I’m a second off the mark? DAMMIT… WHAT THE HECK! Then let’s go to town on this recap…
Episode 24 kicks off with Jandi having a heart to heart talk with her Omma… As you very well know, I can’t understand a word of Korean, but I have a feeling Mama Geum is once again pimpin’ Jandi to Junpyo in exchange for meat and the chance to grocery shop without coupons…
So Yijung looks for Gaeul in the porridge shop and treats her to FAST FOOD thereafter.… (Yijung! Shame on you for being such a cheapskate … You call yourself a player and you treat your girl to over the counter fare? With that money? Or is it because *gasp* Gaeul is poor that you feel she’s not deserving of fine dining?)
The SoEul couple then talk about Jandi and her possible whereabouts as they feast on value meals (which I think Yijung did not even have the decency to upsize)… and they then proceeded to transfer to the Namsan steps to continue their date on a budget…
Finally, the couple talks about their relationship and it seems like Gaeul had a change of heart and the date ended with GaEul REJECTING Yijung! (Take that Casanova! That’s what you get for not spending more than 10 dollars on her… that and the screaming! The screaming with the crying! I hope you learnt your lesson well…)
As Junhee noona worries about a Junpyo who’s on hunger strike, Secretary Jung reveals the twist in this story, (that is not so much of a twist anymore since we ALL KNOW ABOUT IT… HELLO?) That of their dad being hidden in a secret room in their mansion, hooked to a respirator, in a coma… and not dead as we have all been led to believe (Well… the secret room in the same house is an addition on my part, but wouldn’t that kick serious @ss if that were the case? In your face, melodrama…)
So we get Junhee in her Baeksang moment of glory and after wailing at her comatose father, she now turns her vocal cords on Darth Mama in… YOU GUESS IT! Even more screaming and shouting and guilt tripping… And well, well, well… who else should walk in at that exact moment to discover the same thing but Junpyo himself ? So now we get Junpyo in his Baeksang moment of glory as he walks in on his vegetable father… and we get the same thing that we just had a couple of minutes ago, although in the male version…
While Junpyo drives off towards beejus knows where… We get Jihoo acting like an old man who has Alzheimer’s, looking over the fake wedding photographs of him and Jandi then imagining her beside him even if she’s not there! (Easy on the Zoloft Jihoo… Easy! But can I just say that Jihoo with spectacles makes me think of naughty thoughts? very, very naughty!)
So after realizing that sleeping Jandi is but a figment of his imagination, Jihoo tunes in to none other than the JANDI Channel… where you can always find Jandi even if she’s dating at the zoo or escaping to a fishing village… (They should have tuned in earlier to find her! So word to Jihoo: NEXT TIME JANDI GOES MISSING, TURN ON THE TV…)
Anyways, You know the 4th commandment? The one about honoring your mother and your father? Well, Junpyo finally realized that that only applies if your mother is not SATAN herself… and so in a rebellious moment, Junpyo finally stands up to Darth Mama and so now, we all know who’s going to be written off the will come judgment day…
As F4 convinces Junpyo to see Jandi and Junpyo refuses, Jihoo tells Junpyo to do whatever he wants and leaves Jandi’s address (although us JunDi shippers know that even as he does that, he’s already in his cute little white car traveling towards where Jandi is while Junpyo sits there eating his dust…DARN IT JUNPYO! WTH??? This is episode 24! one more episode and you’d have no more time to make it up… GO! DARN IT! GO!)
On second thought… WHY DON’T YOU LEAVE A LITTLE BIT LATER? Like 5 minutes before the show ends… Let me just bask in all of your shirtless glory while you sit there with Woobin in that sauna all bare chested and sweaty… WHAT? LEAVING SO SOON? *sigh* (mumbles) if you hafta…
And what is this? Why is there an ajumma rally right in front of Jandi’s fishing village house? Is the village out of perm lotion or Floral Dusters? Why the commotion? Ahhh… it seems like Mom’s little white lie has finally caught up and the February edition of Rich Kids elite last year with Junpyo and Jaekyung on it has finally reached the boondocks... Naturally, knowing that Jandi is not really the fiancee’ of Shinhwa’s heir sent all hell breaking loose with the Ajumma party… (in another note, anyone else think that Jandi is such a cutie with that sucker in her mouth? I DO!) BUT… BUT… just when we thought all else is FAIL, who else should arrive to save the day? YA GUESS IT! IT’S NOBODY ELSE BUT PRINCE JIHOO! (here he comes to save the day! Man, we’re getting good at this now that we’re at the 24th episode)
As Crazy guy in a suit foretells of ominous things to come, Jihoo and Jandi go out for a stroll and Jandi asks Jihoo how he knew where she was (Jihoo: OF COURSE, I’d know… I’m your stalker… you should know that by now…) In reality what Jihoo tells Jandi was that he heard her because he kept watch every night… (What did I say? STALKERRRRRR… WOOHOO!!!)
And while Jihoo and Jandi are having their moment, the law of Kdrama dictates that Junpyo should be there to witness it in all of it’s painful glory… AND WTH??? I know it’s coming, but seriously PD!!! It’s the 24th hour and you can’t let our OTP just be together? You can’t just leave Jihoo alone and let him be happy? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE JIHOO PROPOSE and HAVE HIM REJECTED? WHYYYYYYY??? We know Jandi loves Junpyo… We know they’re meant to be together… but must we hurt Jihoo again and again and again? PD… you really amaze me!
Ok… now that I’ve all calmed down…Seriously… Crazy car banger guy should have his eyes checked along with his mental state… How could he have mistaken Junpyo for Jihoo? Ummm… lemme think… let’s start with the hair… what part of Brownish blonde is anywhere near Junpyo-ish? HELLOOOOOOO??? Read the papers LOONY!
As Junpyo is rushed to the hospital and Darth Mama (drops my jaw in amazement) SHEDS TEARS… (REPENT ALL YOU SINNERS! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!) Junhee once again goes on her Mama Bashing frenzy… but unfortunately, Darth Mama is late for a meeting and sadly, she did not get to finish Junhee’s prepared speech (now she works while her son is DYING … You should have done that when the merger with JK failed… ever heard of prioritization Darth Mama?)… and ok… props to Jandi for even speaking to that BISH! I would slap her to kingdom come if that were me… But oh well… Jandi’s scoring points with the in laws so what the heck!
After Mama Kang leaves, Jihoo arrives to comfort Jandi in an effort to position himself as next boyfriend candidate should Junpyo fail to make it through operation… Mama Kang is later on shown to be driving around on the streets, watching a father and son bond over those fish thingies which she only knew now was Junpyo’s favorite… (FAVORITE? HOW CAN THAT BE HIS FAVORITE WHEN HE ONLY TASTED IT ON EPISODE 9… HELLO? I don’t know what you call them but seriously, I would have FREAKED OUT if Darth Mama gets out of her car and starts eating those sons of a bishes the way that Junpyo did…) As Mama Kang tears up and gets her moment of redemption, I was thinking that I’d really like her number just to tell her that it would take more than just tears to mend her relationship with her children… like some serious THERAPY… CALL DR. PHIL Darth Mama… or if you don’t have time, watch OPRAH… that will set you straight…
As if we don’t have enough of abandoned Jihoo, rejected Jihoo, desolate Jihoo and depressed Jihoo all throughout the 24 episodes of this show, we now get GUILTY Jihoo to add on to that list and even grandpa is all emo over that thought…the next scene shows Jandi sitting beside an unconscious Junpyo willing him to wake up as she held his hands and shed tears… (Ahhh… I get it… this is the reason why Secretary Jung let Jandi take care of Junpyo’s comatose father… FOR PRACTICE… wehehehe…Seriously, I am going to BAWL at this portion once this is subbed… I just know it!) and after seeing Jandi all depressed and blue, the next scene shows her being absolutely chipper… (Jandi, by any chance are you bipolar?)
So Junpyo finally wakes up and what is supposed to be a happy day was ruined by the fact that Junpyo cannot remember JANDI… AT ALL! (I just knew it! What did I say last episode? THIS IS THE TIME WHEN THAT KAMA SUTRA WOULD HAVE COME IN HANDY!... Tsk… tsk… you should have listened to me Jandi…) and even if the fact that Junpyo has rejected Jandi’s apples and called her Jihoo’s girlfriend countless of times has already gotten me in a serious funk, (enough to kill kitties)… WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WOULD IRRITATE ME SO MUCH… ENOUGH TO GO ON A KILLING SPREE, WORTHY OF ONE SEASON WORTH OF CSI (and I’m talking all versions… Miami, Las Vegas and New york)…
OH LOOK, It’s UMI! HOW TIMELY! Jandi should have kicked her and not the vending machine while she still had the chance…
)@I$)_@I%+)#O%+|#O%+_#O%+#O%+#%O_# Just seeing her on my screen is making my blood pressure shoot up enough for me to pop a vein… I can just imagine the hate mail flying into her inbox… woohoo!
Seriously girl, STOP TOUCHING JANDI’S MAN AND CALLING HIM OPPA before I cut you! You must have called him that 10 times in the span of 20 seconds… (Is this girl competing for my Guinness world record title?) DIE YOU BISH… DIEEEEEEEEEEEE… *stabbity, stab, stab*
And you, Junpyo, you are not any better… Jandi should not have just shoved an ice cream cone in your face but a baseball bat to make you learn your lesson…that roundhouse kick should have at least bashed your face in even just a little… (Word to Jandi: Don’t go around sticking your phone number on Amnesiac boyfriends forehead if you want to cure him in no time… Try a topless picture of you… I’m sure that would make him remember… FAST!)
Just when I am still giggling over the F3’s expression over Jandi’s kicking attempt to make Junpyo remember… Here comes nails grating on a chalkboard voice UMI… But of course ever so dependable Jihoo can’t be fooled unlike BABO Junpyo… OWN HER Jihoo… OWN HER and push her down some steps while you’re at it… I’d highly encourage hitting her with her own crutches too…
Why do you get airtime BISH! Hospital couple my @ss! This girl has seriously been admitted to the wrong hospital… SHE SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL and not a regular one…
And Yes Jihoo, beat some sense into Junpyo… if I am not so invested in my ship right now, I am seriously thinking of jumping over once more… Okayyyyy… forget I said that… What’s with the HooDi moment again PD? Up to the last minute? (SERIOUSLY… Miss scriptwriter has a shrine of Jihoo that she kneels down to every night at her home…)
As we get another HooDi moment and NO JunDi moment for this episode… I am thinking that tomorrow would be better… Call me a gullible sucker but I still believe in happy endings and I just know that my JUNDI ending would OWN the ending of all endings…
PS: Jandi, make Junpyo beg and grovel for some sexy time for a longgggg time when you finally get together… That would teach him to drink memory pills to remember you all the time…